[Timmy Brothers – Water Makers] (Viewer #1,042)
Although this is a parody, I’m not sure how good of a parody it is. I think it might be better if it were a little less plausible and had a little more exaggeration. YMMV.
[Timmy Brothers – Water Makers] (Viewer #1,042)
Although this is a parody, I’m not sure how good of a parody it is. I think it might be better if it were a little less plausible and had a little more exaggeration. YMMV.
NY Times Aug. 3/2015 (AP) Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) spokesman Norman Shafter today announced a fine of three million dollars per day for fraud, false advertising, and price gouging will be levied against the famous Timmy Brothers™ water works located in Bushwick NY. The Timmy Brothers™ claim they produce only the finest hand crafted water imported from only the best lakes and streams from around the world. On several occasions their world famous water, long a favorite of the Obama White House, has even been served at state dinners. However, the EPA spokesman says their investigation found that the Timmy Brothers™ have always obtained their water by pumping it from the Hudson River directly to their vast holding vats where various chemicals, water colors, and artificial flavors are added to it. A White House spokesman said the President has ordered all stocks of Timmy Brothers™ water stored in White House cellars to be disposed of. A telephone call to the Timmy Brothers™ water works for comment was answered by a secretary who would not give her name. She did say both Bill and Terry Timmy are now thought to be somewhere in Brazil near the Amazon river surveying sites for a new bottling plant and are unavailable for comment.
Artisan–we did it the most labor intensive way possible and still make enough to sell so we have to charge five times more; but we did put extra curly-cues on ours.
Water makers??? What hubris!
We’re putting the peninsula in your mouth.
I loved the claiming carbon credits! Made this into a real liberal reality.
When I take my dog for a walk he makes water on the neighbor’s mailbox. He’s a Bichon Frise fullbred, so does that make him an artisan too?