Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
You can tell a robot is about to take your job when…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
You can tell a robot is about to take your job when…
… they replace the cafeteria with a JiffyLube.
@1 is a winner!!
It asks if you are Sarah Connah.
… you company hires a Commodore 64 as a life coach.
…you are called in to see the Downsizer 3000.
…the minimum wage goes up.
…a memo goes out highlighting the Three Laws of Robotics, reminding everyone that the definition of “harm” doesn’t include job loss.
(don’t worry, you’ll get the last laugh when the robots unionize) the ‘strike’ command is different for a robot.
Strangely, the new hires all have the name Robbie, followed by a number, and bravo to the first post.
…the Roomba stops doing the rumba a segues into a fandango.
…Asimo snickers when you say Asimov.
You can tell a robot is about to take your job when…
Obama says you can keep your job.
You can tell a robot is about to take your job when…
he can take two and then hit to right.
…when HR is replaced by just “R”.
…when the “Teamwork=Dreamwork” banner is replaced with the “Kill All Humans” banner.
…your company eliminates the department in charge of regruntling employees.
…when your cube is replaced by a Borg ship.
…you work in the service industry and local liberal politicians push through legislation increasing minimum wage to $15.00.
You can tell a robot is about to take your job when…
…robots can deal with stupid people.
…you look at your check and you see you only make minimum wage.
…the cafeteria menu consists only of fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.
…when instead of donuts, your manager brings Soylent Green to meetings.
…you are asked to program the new hire.
…there’s a pallet of Arduino boards, sensors, and pneumatic actuators in the boss’s office.
…there’s a car size battery back-up in your work area; and you don’t have a computer.
…there’s a crew installing a 20 KW propane powered backup generator and there’s nothing in your shop that draws more that a lightbulb.
…that
reach aroundhand on your back feels… mechanical.…when they change the locks on your office to be opened by your onboard RFID chip, only to realize you don’t have an onboard RFID chip.
…just you and your shop steward constitute a quorum at your union local.
The room numbers are in binary
Your cubie-mate Hal now refers to himself as HAL.
You can tell a robot is about to take your job when…
another democrat gets “elected”.
…the IT guy says he’s off to reprogram the new hire to quit warning Will Robinson of danger and tell him to turn his head and cough.
…you’re asked to sign for the delivery of a Cuisinart T-800 Model 101 at the gas station sushi stand.
…the Patriot’s new ball boy, Bender, starts beating you on the head with a pressure gauge.
You Can Tell a Robot Is About to Take Your Job When…
… when the boss tells the new hire “Klaatu barada nikto” until Bort is trained.
I know this is pretty late, but I thought today’s “Dilbert” cartoon was relevant to this discussion:
http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-08-27