Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Donald Trump becomes President, the best part will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Donald Trump becomes President, the best part will be…
… the Hottest First Lady in history.
…the SNL skits.
…watching him try to downsize enough to live in that tiny hovel at 1600 Pennsylvania.
…Comb-Overgate…
…that there will be winners, and LOTS of losers…
…one bankruptcy, and we’re all back on track…
…he won’t need a spokesperson…
Straight Line of the Day: If Donald Trump Becomes President, the Best Part Will Be…
in his comb-over.
…the hot new reality show “White House Apprentice” — featuring Bill Clinton in a recurring role…
…his yuge and luxurious health plan called “Trumpcare” — which will cost only a billion dollars to rebrand “Obamacare”.
more getting Obama out than Trump in.
If Donald Trump becomes President, the best part will be…
the White House finally getting the makeover it has needed.
The Press will finally be able to get those knee dirt stains out of their pants.
The Trump Hotel in Las Vegas finally getting its gaming license.
….that Hilary is dead or in prison cuz that’s the only way it’s happening.
51% of lives matter….for one thing.
…seeing this in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue the week before January 20, 2017.
http://www.uhaul.com/Reservations/Images/HeaderBigTruck.png
White House becomes Chrome House.
Watching the Democrats suddenly become strict constitutionalists on the subject of unilateral executive action.
I don’t know, but it will be YUGE!
Seeing the rest of the world poop its collective pants because…..”that mofo be cray cray”
Free helicopter rides for everybody!!!!
…Trump yelling “You’re FIRED!” at Kim Jong un, and Kim Jong un yelling “You’re FRIED” at Trump.
(Or maybe it’s Putin or Xi Jinping – we’ll just have to wait and see.)
…the thoudsands of government employees he can tell “You’re fired!”.
If Donald Trump becomes President, the best part will be…
All those liberals leaving the country, LIKE THEY PROMISED, and not staying anyway. I AM LOOKING AT YOU BALDWIN!
If Donald Trump Becomes President, the Best Part Will Be…
Obama gone. Hillary gone. Earnest gone. President Jarrett gone. McConnell will hopefully quit. Trey Gowdy as Attorney General. If Obama forgets to give pardons to Hillary and Eric Holder. Press Secretary Newt Gingrich. Kids in school will get to eat real food again. Golf courses across America will be safe. A First Lady who is a lady. Vacations on his own dime.
Telling everyone who worked in the previous administration – IRS, EPA, etc. “You’re fired!”
Wow. I think y’all covered it.