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Archive of entries posted on December 2015
Meet the New Boss, Dumb As the Old Boss
Under new rules, the TSA can force you to walk through a full-body scanner instead of opting for a manual body-search.
Look, if they really cared about security, they’d make us walk through a ball-pit full of bacon.
Link of the Day: New Years Resolutions for Liberals
[High Praise! to American Irony]
14 New Years Resolutions for Liberals
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Huh… Good News Out of Detroit
A missing dog was found in Detroit three years after disappearing from his family home in Ohio.
What a relief. I’m sure his family feared the worst after they learned his disappeared near an Obama campaign stop in 2012
This Time, Love Is NOT the Answer
The Illustrated Frank J: Immigration Crisis
This Guy Knows How to Pick His Battles
In Texas, a man watched “Star Wars” movies for 46 hours straight.
Well, he might as well set THAT record, it’s pretty obvious he’ll never break the one for longest kiss.
These You’re at Least Allowed to Shoot in Self-Defense When They Attack
Link of the Day: The Gun Is Civilization
(Submitted by Idahoser via Munchkin Wrangler [High Praise!])
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Neither Color of Skin Nor Content of Character
China has now introduced a “score” to grade how obedient its citizens are.
That would never happen in America. Say… did you get Obamacare Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum?
Obama Warned Us – Fighting for Progress
You can still join the team fighting for progress. Get your contribution in under the wire: http://ofa.bo/q9UN
“Ever notice how we never spend our OWN money on this ‘progress’ garbage?”
Straight Line of the Day: Researchers Have Developed the World’s Most Human-Like Robot. It Can…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Researchers have developed the world’s most human-like robot. It can…
I Agree With Bernie Sanders!
At the Democrat debate, Bernie Sanders said “I’m running because we need to address the planetary crisis of climate change”.
Yes, I’m sure the climate’s changed a lot since Bernie was a boy in the Pleistocene.
The List of Things Government Does Right Still Does Not Contain This Item
A major breach at a computer network company has officials worried that hackers were able to spy on the US government for the past three years.
But don’t worry, I’m sure the Obamacare databases are still just as unhackable as ever. UNHACKABLE!
