Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A military weapons designer said that the next generation of military aircraft will have…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A military weapons designer said that the next generation of military aircraft will have…
Special illudium Q-36 explosive space modulators installed. That’ll show them commie bastardges!
…solar panels per EPA regulations
Huge cost overruns and software errors that will require me to be employed at a high salary for years and years fixing all the bugs! Suck it tenure!
…guns that go pew pew
“Lasers”
That was easy.
…upengineered disruptors utilizing Klingon technology. https://youtu.be/jDeKdJbybNw
…a statement on the box verifying that: “Batteries are NOT included”.
…leaflet guns that fire 10,000 leaflets/second. It’ll be a propaganda killer weapon.
…moon nuking capability…
…a primarily educational mission…
…advanced avionics that always know where Mecca is, relative to current position and attitude…
. . . spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle
unisex bathrooms.
…a muslim outrech and jobs program.
… almost enough speed to stop that pigeon.
A military weapons designer said that the next generation of military aircraft will have…
no need to fly since we will be doing all our surrendering up front.
the ability to determine what kind of aircraft they are self-identifying as on any particular day.
no purpose to fill since Obama is creating a world at peace.
only have the ability to fly during the day using solar “Green” technology.
the capability to fight our bitterest enemy…Global Climate change.
…a UN-controlled kill switch.
…no pilot (so maybe a kill switch that the USAF controls would be good idea, just in case).
No pilot, but the plane AI will still get flight pay.
…a muslim outreach program so no laser beams will reach muslims.
…rules of engagement that require the enemy to attack with giant mirrors before deploying weapons.
…the ability to stealthily meet new stringent tattoo compliance goals.
…the Chinese hours behind us in the technology race, less if Hillary wins.
…will have labels on them saying “Soon to be MADE IN CHINA”
A dejection seat — As your commander in chief is to wimpy to let you drop any bombs.
…more cowbell
…poor musical taste, questionable fashion sense, a distrust of authority and absolutely no intention of staying off Harvey’s lawn.
…a tendency to burst into song when the pilot exits the plane, always an extremely morose version of Feelings “nothing more than feelings”.