Mr. Right has a birthday today. It’s the first one he’s had this year. Yeah. I know. He almost waited too late to have one. Nearly missed this year.
Well, it is the good Reverend’s birthday, and we should all get together and sing “Happy Birthday.” Okay?
Let’s go.
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Well, that didn’t go as well as expected. I could hardly hear some of you. So, let’s try something else.
Maybe a cake. I’m sure he’ll appreciate that one.
Maybe not.
So now what? Oh, I know. Let’s go simple. Leave your birthday wishes for Mr. Right in the comments.
That’s right, write wishes for Mr. Right right here. Alright?

Happy Birthday, Mr. Right who’s always Right.
Who is he? We need a BIO.
Been a while since he posted… maybe I should check to see if he’s still Mr. Breathing…
Happy Birthday… assuming he is…
Happy birthday. It’s been a while since I’ve read one of his posts.
Mr. Right,
Don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it.
Don’t worry about the future, you can’t predict it.
Don’t worry about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Happy birthday!
Somebody go over and wake up Mr. Right and tell him we need him to write a post.
More blogging at IMAO!
Frrrrrraaaaaaaannnnnkkkkkkkkk!
I wish for a pony, and a Gi Joe and some marbles, and a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
Is that what you were asking for?
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everybody! Sorry I didn’t see this earlier, I’m a little behind on my blog reading. I am cooking up a new post though. Hope you like it!
Merry Christmas*!!!
(*If this offends you, good! You deserve to be offended as often as possible if that’s the case!)