Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest breakthrough in gene-editing technology…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest breakthrough in gene-editing technology…
…defaults to Times New Roman.
…is Wilder as Willy Wonka meme.
The newest breakthrough in gene-editing technology…
requires better editor oversight than is currently available.
…resulted in everyone looking like they’re wearing KISS makeup.
…may finally get the platypus straightened out.
. . . inserted a shred of humanity into Hillary. Her immune system rejected it, of course.
The newest breakthrough in gene-editing technology… means there is hope yet that we can breed Liberalism out of humanity.
…doesn’t include an Undo button.
…makes mom jeans look normal…
…makes your body talk (Listen to your body ta-a-alk…)
…turns you into a DANCING MACHINE!
The newest breakthrough in gene-editing technology…is a new strain of pork resistant legislator. No matter how much pork you ladle on to the newest must-pass Cromnibus bill, this new breed of canny politician instantly gets out their sharpie and starts crossing it out.
@10 jack: “pork resistant legislator” ?
In my State, it’s just the opposite. Which means, you’re an optimist!
… is Mendelly retarded.
… is a hidden feature of Google Chrome-osomes ™.
… in the West, involves an electron microscope; in the Muslim world, involves a machete sharpener.
… will soon be available to the Jenner-al public.
… still won’t be able to put Trumpty Dumpty together again, if he doesn’t learn to edit himself.
… is worrisome to anyone who’s a Type O.
… is actually a Democratic plot to convert all (R)NA to (D)NA.
…involves sharks and friggin’ laser beams.