The Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives

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  1. “Haircuts: Free — And Not Only That, Mandatory”

    “If you like your ducktail, you can keep your ducktail. Period.”

    “It’s just common-sense bangs legislation.”

    Coming next: Obamanicure(tm)

  2. A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
    The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “You do God’s work.”
    The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
    A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, “You protect the public.”
    The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
    A liberal came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “You serve the political system.”
    The next morning the barber found a dozen liberals waiting for a free haircut……………..and that’s the way it goes in liberal land.

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