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Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
being the Babe magnet that he is.
Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
Climate change
the rising tide of the proletariat.
better coins.
…the fact that New Hampshire residents are going with option “B” in their state motto.
bran.
…that Depends.
…those Klingon crystals, Captain.
exposing the Empress Hillary’s “new clothes”…Oh God! I’m so sorry for that image…My Eyes!!!!!
…vitamin-enriched Kool-Aid.
… Honest stupid people.
The dishonest ones voted for Hillary.
…Hillary’s ugly teeth being worse than his.
…millennials love of socialism
…his strong support among the proletariat and especially among morons.
…the O’Malley supports voting for him. All two of them.
…when he started calling himself the Colonel and handed out free chicken.
supportssupportersBernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
Karl Marx and Lenin.
not so fast there Bernie. How many delegates did it get ya?
PT Barnum
…”pity on the old guy”.
…well, it certainly wasn’t gravity waves of affection from black holes in the White House.
…the wonders of vote redistribution.
…it’s the smell! (He recently had is entire wardrobe “mothballed.”)
… regular fiber in his diet. When you get to be his age, you can attribute EVERYTHING to regular fiber in your diet.
Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
…his athletic supporters.
…the quota for dead people voting was reduced by 20% from 4 years ago.
Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to… Aliens!
No. Wait… That was the -other- guy with crazy hair.
…the deplorable state of education in our nation.
…the fact that New Hampshire’s been overrun by transplanted Mass-holes.
SQUIRRELS!
…the JOOOOOOOS!
Bernie Sanders credited his massive New Hampshire victory to…
Hillary
…promising that his drug policies will mean that they will be able to change the name to New Hempshare.
…swearing that unlike New Coke, New Hampshire tastes just as good as before.
…said he would build them a bullet train, in case one of their six deputies ever needs the bullet.
…being honest, saying he would rather be burned alive or even be in New Jersey, but he really, really needs to buy their votes.