A socialist and a capitalist walked into a bar.
The bartender said, “What can I get ya?”
The capitalist said, “Whiskey (and paid immediately).”
The socialist said, “I’ll have what he’s having.”
The bartender waited.
The socialist said, “Well, where’s my drink?”
The bartender said, “Where’s my money.”
The socialist said, “He’ll pay for it.”
The capitalist blew the socialists head clean off.
The thing is that Bernie, or Hillary!, or AlGore for that matter won’t be using candlelight, they will have electricity, food and toilet paper. YOU won’t. You won’t have candles either, because global warming.
What happens when socialists run out of other people’s money?
They print it.
What did socialists do before capitalism?
They didn’t.
What do socialists do when they run out of food?
They eat yours.
What’s the difference between socialism and organized crime?
Zero.
The candle Berned out long before
The legend ever did
What’s the biological analogue to socialists who live off the efforts of others?
Leeches.
What are socialists made of?
Ugly! Ugly bags of mostly water!
Why did the Socialist cross the road?
All the money was redistributed on his side.
A socialist and a capitalist walked into a bar.
The bartender said, “What can I get ya?”
The capitalist said, “Whiskey (and paid immediately).”
The socialist said, “I’ll have what he’s having.”
The bartender waited.
The socialist said, “Well, where’s my drink?”
The bartender said, “Where’s my money.”
The socialist said, “He’ll pay for it.”
The capitalist blew the socialists head clean off.
The thing is that Bernie, or Hillary!, or AlGore for that matter won’t be using candlelight, they will have electricity, food and toilet paper. YOU won’t. You won’t have candles either, because global warming.
What’s the diff between a socialist and a bucket of turds?
The bucket.
How many Socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on if they have successfully nationalized the light bulb industry or not.
Who did the socialist blame when he woke up in a 3rd world country where nobody could afford candles?
Everyone else….and
GEORGE BUSH!!111!!!!
How many Socialists does it take to screw in light bulb?
Depends on how many genders want to get involved.