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5 Essential Types of Words That Some Languages Do Without
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English is a culturally imperialistic language, and probably paternalistically fascist too, and must be destroyed.
If you follow the current linguistic theory that following rules of grammar is paternalistic, racist, and a microagression, you arrive at a point where English will look more like Through the Looking glass, filled with made up words.