Keeping a gun store from selling a person a gun is not the same as keeping a person from obtaining a gun. It’s not even close.

The absolute best gun control would only stop a handful of really dumb criminals from obtaining one of the 100s of millions of guns.

The solution to guns is to put a malicious, all powerful child in charge who can then wish all guns into the cornfield.
Kinda sounds like I’m advocating a Trump presidency.

You can be put on a list without trial and then denied rights? I don’t see how President Trump could abuse that.

The important thing with Orlando – as with any tragedy – is we get fearful and trample rights. That’s called “doing something.”

I want this country to go north, and this election I get a choice between southwest and southeast.

The left wants secret lists of suspected “terrorists.” Know who also kept secret lists?
That’s right. Santa.

You’re going to lose anyway, Trump, so make sure your VP choice is completely insane.

I think I spotted a flaw in this “stop terrorists with gun control” plan. What if the terrorist is willing to break gun laws?

The woke opinion on guns: It’s impossible to stop anyone from getting 1 of the 300 mil guns in this country and it’s playing pretend to try.

With proper measures, you can stop small children from getting access to guns. Anyone else, if they want a gun, they’re going to get one.

The best that gun control can achieve is you’ll be able to add an illegal possession of a weapon charge on top of the charges of murder.

For a country full of different cultures, religions, huge disagreements – all with 300 mil guns in the mix – we actually do pretty okay.

The silver lining of the 2016 presidential election is that no matter what I’ll get to watch someone I really dislike lose.

Our liberty makes it easy for lots of bad people to do bad things. Is that now an argument against liberty?

I don’t think Sanders’s “free AR-15s for everyone” plan is realistic.

Maybe instead of always yelling at and being mean to guns we should learn to live peacefully with them.

No one should be able to own more than two AR-15s. You only have two hands for firing, so more than that and you’re up to something.

Have we banned invisible guns yet? For all we know, they do exist and we just can’t see them.

Isn’t all this talk about guns distracting us from climate change?

BREAKING: A number of scarecrows have been arrested for straw purchases.

Did Gotham really need a Batman? Couldn’t they just enact gun/freeze ray/poison laughing gas control?

One day we’ll develop smart guns. And then they’ll take over and enact people control.

My favorite part of Father’s Day so far was giving my 3yo a “we don’t punch food” lecture after he didn’t like that his sandwich had mustard.

Sometimes I get the feeling Obama isn’t very serious about tackling omitted.

Looking at the redacted Mateen transcript, I can’t help but think “This is why we have Trump.”

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“Hail [omitted].”

“We have nothing to fear except [omitted].”

And can we trust their translation of “Only gun control can stop me!” if we can’t see the original Arabic?

Politics is a big dumpster fire but at least everyone is getting united against due process.

You lost because you wanted to weaken due process for a measure that wouldn’t stop a single terrorist from getting a gun.

The AR-15 is like the pitbull of guns. It gets all the negative attention while not being fundamentally different from any of the others.

If only someone warned people that nominating Trump was a bad idea.

Don’t blame me; I’ve been making fun of Trump as an idiot since I was 12.

If you have a list of actual terrorists, why are you letting them run around just hoping no one sells them a gun?