Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now for sale at the Hillary 2016 online store…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now for sale at the Hillary 2016 online store…
…a date with Bill.
…an Ambassadorship to Libya.
…a photo with the grandchildren, Aiden and Abettin.
. . . some high-quality furniture from the White House.
. . . the soon-to-be-best-selling book Hillary Clinton’s Guide to Personal Ethics, consisting entirely of blank pages.
Now for Sale at the Hillary 2016 Online Store…
…promises.
…cankle weights.
…cattle futures.
…your very own, personal, top-of-the-line Memory Hole! Great for unemails, unmemories, unscandals and undonations! Brought to you by The
Ministry of TruthUS State Department.: Integrity, Morality, and Ethics!
(condition: poor, some parts may be missing or inoperable)
…Hillary’s shrunken, contorted, desiccated soul (serious buyers only!)
Even Old Scratch himself is considering passing on that…
Electronic voting apps for muslims: “Happy e-ID, everybody!”
Now for Sale at the Hillary 2016 Online Store… Hillary.
…a $10,000.00 box of “What difference, at this point, does it make?” place mats and napkins.
…the “Cacklearm” downloadable alarm for the clock on your phone or device. Guaranteed to wake you up at 3am in a cold sweat despite what time it’s set for.
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams at $250,000 per speech.
Her new book, “e-mailing for dummies”
Cankle tats!
Access, full and complete.
Crazy low low low prices for no bid contracts! Ambassadorships (lifetime appointments! ? ?) special favors and so much more! The woman is INSANE!!!!!
Patented HRC Cankle Cream! Can be used externally or internally….. depending on the severity of your Cankles……
I wonder if “Cankle Cream” would be effective on those pesky ankle monitor chaffings?
…pardons but the price has gone up since Bill was selling them.
In 2000, they were used to living on $500K a year. Today her COL is closer to $10 million. So, yes, pardons are more expensive now.
…the self-help book for women: “High Thighs!”
…down with equality yard signs. http://fringetruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/clintonlogo21.jpg
…envelopes that you can use to send in your donations.
One slightly used email server, never been secured.
Now for Sale at the Hillary 2016 Online Store…
“Close out sale, we’re going out of business” signs.
Talking dolls, wherein you pull the string, and the doll lies to you.
Souvenir embroidered server cloths.
DVDs of Hillary speeches, complete with laugh tracks.
…one ‘wiped’ (Like with a cloth or something?) hard drive, some assembly required…ok, it’s in a million pieces, lots of assembly required.
… a bunch of merchandise from the Hillary 2008 online store, with “Made In China” and the best-used-by date deleted.
… an unbelievably large inventory of unmentionables.
… media apologists, a dime a dozen.
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… multi-colored Gimme Bears.