Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
…fix itself.
Is it a dog robot?
Yep. A working dog at the Double D Ranch.
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/here-they-come/
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
take all your money thus putting the Left out of work.
Left???…work???….Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!
…capture and fricassee Eloi.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
understand Liberal Logic. It shut itself off.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
understand Cricket. It shut itself off.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
stop automatic Windows 10 upgrades.
Download the GWX Control Panel:
http://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/gwx_control_panel.html
It stops/removes all the Windows 10 nonsense.
Done and done.
…blog as if it were Frank J.
Wait…
…blindly support the Republican front-runner through randomly generated platitudes, code named “Sean”…
…automatically issue fries with that…
…kiss your butt and make ice cream at the same time.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
…track government overspending. The code is an infinite loop.
…blindly vote for democrats… Oh wait, never mind. These have been around for years.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
follow government programs precisely and without questions. These robots, dubbed Ameriprog Helperbots or simply AH, will replace the current version of American citizen, that is being retired and withdrawn effective November, 2016. AH has already been extensively tested in the northeast and on the west coast, and is being jointly rolled out by the Department of Health and Human Services and the IRS.
…bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan and never let you forget your a transgender.
…distinguish between an AR-15 and a Sig Sauer MCX.
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
… post funny Straight Line comments.
We might as well all give up.
NEVER GIVE UP!
…instinctively know which lives matter.
…not sweat the small sh*t, but go ballistic over big problems, like the condition of your closet.
…get my work done. However, like me, progress on that has mysteriously stopped…
…remove all traces of walnuts from cookies.
…opt out of the law of gravity.
…laugh like Hillary when confronted with a ‘safe space’.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hillary-laughing.jpg
Now in development – a robot with the ability to…
…give a damn.
…label products in a grocery store. Examples:
“2 for $2”
“Gluten-free water”
“Fat-free potatoes”
“Organic salt”
Oh, and “low-salt sugar.”
…do the locomotion.
…walk like a duck, quack like a duck, look like a duck. And, it knows what you’re thinking.
…conduct a Google search without deflection/interference…
…speak Spanish with an Austrian accent…
…conduct a relentless search for one Connor, S…
Play. A. Game?
Man, that’s a W.O.P.R. right there!
….do the jobs illegal immigrants don’t have to do because welfare pays better.