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The biggest threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The biggest threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign…
…the Secret Service may decide to press charges from when she pitched the lamp at Bill while he was president.
…would have to come from a competing shape shifting lizard. Perhaps Mark Zuckerberg.
The biggest threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign…
the truth.
the reset button at the base of her heel.
the American people.
…lawyers, guns and money…
…is Truth, Justice and The American Way.
…are two things…nuclear war and carnies…you know, circus folk, smell like cabbage…
The biggest threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign…
the absence of voter fraud.
…some little Brit teeny bopper who is capable of disarming a police officer cause, you know, it’s just too hard to buy a gun.
…is Bill being exposed as a cheater. Oh, wait…
…is Hillary’s home-brew server being exposed and turning over only those emails she deemed relevant. Oh, wait…
…is Hillary not turning over the Rose Law Firm records. Oh, wait…
…is Bill being caught taking trips with a convicted pedophile. Oh, wait…
…is Hillary taking money from overseas interest in exchange for government access. Oh, wait…
…are politically motivated firings from the White House Travel Office. Oh, wait…
…cleaning out a lawyers office who committed suicide while the body is still warm. Oh, wait…
…coming under “snipper” fire. Oh, wait…
…Benghazi. Oh, wait…
…are her outrageous speaking fees. Oh, wait…
I got nothing…
The biggest threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign…
Voter ID laws.
The biggest threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign…
…a youtube video.
…shows up in her mirror every morning. Never mind, witches can’t see their own reflection.
…common sense.
That’s vampires, but who’s counting…
Sucking the blood from your neck, sucking the lifeblood from the country, what’s the difference?
…chickens coming home to roost
…is
Junecankles busting out all over.…a wardrobe malfunction causing the audience to faint.
…a coughing fit followed by a hissy fit followed by a screaming fit followed by a bunch of twitching and flopping.
… meddling kids.
… sprinkers. (Or rain. Or just a bucket of water thrown at her.)
… students in Anti-Potions classes (a hexistential threat).
… more tell-Allah books about her support for muslims.
… Female Smithers talking to the press.
… inventing a Raiders-proof substance to place between her hand and the Bible, if she has to recite the oath of office.
…is Hillary Rodham Clinton on television.
A farm house falling out of the sky with a perky girl from Kansas inside.
…is anyone who’s ever listened to her speak for more than 3 seconds.