Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer… medical insurance coverage. Sorry folks, you still have to pay for it, but we can’t afford to cover you anymore. Wow, who could have seen this coming?
. . . choice (unless you are using it as a euphemism for abortion, in which case your visit to an unsanitary, unsafe, no-better-than-a-back-alley butcher shop which the states cannot constitutionally inspect for safety, hygiene or compliance with health codes will be federally funded. Say hello to Dr. Gosnell).
…likeable doctors.
…..generic brand adult diapers.
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer… medical insurance coverage. Sorry folks, you still have to pay for it, but we can’t afford to cover you anymore. Wow, who could have seen this coming?
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer…
you take what they tell you to take and like Prole!
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer…
care for men, especially white men without a college degree.
a free lollipop after each doctor’s visit.
…the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. All pills henceforth shall be a particularly putrid shade of purple.
and as Gracie Slick warned us, they will be just like the ones our mothers gave us that don’t do anything at all. Ask Alice.
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer…
deductibles under six figures
doctors located in America
bankruptcy consulting due to premiums
life panels. Wait, they never offered that to begin with.
…lame excuses…
Care
. . . a option for euthanasia (it will be mandatory).
. . . coverage for out-patient treatment.
. . . coverage for in-patient treatment.
. . . coverage for anything but “non-traditional” methods of treatment involving “doctors” wearing masks and dancing around fires.
. . . choice (unless you are using it as a euphemism for abortion, in which case your visit to an unsanitary, unsafe, no-better-than-a-back-alley butcher shop which the states cannot constitutionally inspect for safety, hygiene or compliance with health codes will be federally funded. Say hello to Dr. Gosnell).
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer…
… healthcare for non-Undocumented Immigrants
… coverage in any of the original 50 states. States 51 through 57 are still a go.
…fair and balanced Death Panels. Your voter registration will be an integral part of your medical records.
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer…
…kickbacks to Justice Roberts.
…services under the name of Obamacare. It will be phased into Hillarycare.
Uh Oh… Obamacare will now no longer offer…
horses heads under the covers for non-compliance just to Chief Justices.
Uh OhYAY!!… Obamacare will now no longer offer… O B A M A!!11!!11!!Not soon enough!
…valet parking for your shopping cart.