I heard liberals are upset because a marching band from a historically black college will play at Trump’s inauguration.
I wonder what else will spoil their day?
I speculate thusly:
A plump, juicy puppy, no longer afraid to go near the White House.
1) A Fort Marcy Park ranger.
2) The same 4 women Trump held that presser with, debuting their new barbershop quartet, The Non-Consensuals.
3) 100 bakers who don’t mind making your gay wedding cake, so you can leave that poor Christian baker alone.
4) A guy who admits that, although he watched the “Dukes of Hazzard” because the roof of the General Lee was a racist dogwhistle, he mostly watched it because of Daisy’s shorts.
5) A woman who wasn’t comfortable voting for Hillary because she could never remember if it was spelled with one “l” or two.
6) Not one single hot dog cart offering arugula as a topping.
7) $10 buys your name on a brick. You KNOW where you’ll need to go to visit it afterward.
8) A very twisty hedge-maze called the “Crooked Hillary”. At the center is an unsecured email server.
9) Betting station: Trump’s Hair vs. Unbreakable Comb
10) Russian hackers collecting their secret paychecks.
“I wonder what else will spoil their day?”
They’ll have to involuntarily help pay for it.
White House Press Corps ice cream booth has discontinued soft-serve.
Liberals under 26 must be accompanied by parent or guardian.
The Supreme Court has already ruled that when the number of viewers and attendees is estimated, it will not be subject to a recount.
They might have to lend a hand when it becomes obvious that Hillary’s not crowd-surfing on purpose.
They’ll be late for the event, once they realize they are the ones they have been waiting for.
They’re consumed by nostalgia for when both the press and the president stood by fake columns.
They miss being inspired by that historic, traditional Great Seal of the Office of the President-Elect.
They keep losing bar bets over how many branches of government there are, and whether the U.S. is a democracy.
They’ll feel cheated if the oath of office has to be administered only once.
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