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Are You There Kim Jong Un? It’s Me, Donald
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Hello, it’s me
I’ve thought about us for a long, long time
Maybe I think too much but something’s wrong
There’s something here that doesn’t last too long
I take for granted that you just don’t care
Sometimes I can’t help seeing all the way through
“Why does he go on and on when all the while he already knows that I just don’t care?”
– Todd Rungren’s Ex –
“Hello, how are you?
Have you been all right through all those ronery
Ronery, ronery, ronery, ronery nights?”
That’s what I’d say, “I tell you everyting”
We’ve picked up on your telephone, yeah, yeah, yeah . . .
— Telephone Line
Electric Light Orchestra
“Been a rong time, been a rong time
Been a rong ronery, ronery, ronery, ronery, ronery time”
– Red Zepperin –
Onry the ronery
Onry the ronery can pray.