Making the Best of the Available Options

Former President Obama reportedly made $400,000 for an appearance and interview last week at an A&E Networks advertising event.

Apparently they couldn’t afford the cool million he charged for staying away and keeping his mouth shut.

8 Comments

  1. One would think after 8 (or the 8 million) years and millions (or at least it seemed like) of speeches he gave they would have opted for someone who wasn’t a waste of carbon, but there’s no accounting for taste or the lack there of.

  2. A&B,
    B&E,
    Don’t pay half as well
    As A&E
    They’re paying me
    For — what? I’ll never tell.

    Eight long years of perorations
    And Michelle corporations
    I’ve very much, you know, to teach;
    And, uh, so much
    For, uh, free speech.

    I bring no art
    No entertainment
    Why does this seem funny?
    There’s irony
    It’s even Ayn-y;
    A Rand on me, y’all! Free money!

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