A Canadian university hosted a “masculinity confession booth” along with a number of other workshops in an effort to combat “hypermasculinity”.
Well, they certainly don’t have to worry about THAT in Bieberlandia. Had they held the event in America, Chuck Norris would’ve showed up and roundhouse-kicked that booth into the sun.

Hypermasculinity? Their equating masculinity with violence sounds like yet another projection of feminism. If anything, the West suffers from decreasing testosterone (as several studies have claimed) – and THAT is the problem. If we men were suffering from violent hypermasculinity, we would have risen up and wiped-out the statists and political criminals in our own society long ago. But instead, we’ve turned into a bunch of wüssies and our country is a psychological and sociological mess.
Real men won’t confess until they see the rack or get the comfy chair.
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Mea Culp, Eh?
I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to…I guess. ~ Red Green
How to not be Hypermasculin… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcEYQRiqoc
Hypermasculinity – better known as Swanson-ism
I hope there was a hyperfeminity booth as well, I think they take quarters.
So, now that the girls have a place to confess, what about the guys? I thought these people wanted equal rights?
So yeah, can we get back to the hyperfemininity booth? I’m trying to picture that.
Step right up and don’t be shy
Because you will not believe your eyes
She’s right here, behind the glass
You know you’re gonna like her ’cause she’s got class
You can look inside another world
You get to talk to a pretty girl
She’s everything you dream about
(But don’t fall in love) She’s a beauty
(She’s one in a million girls) She’s a beauty
(Why would I lie?) Why would I lie?
You can say anything you like
But you can’t touch the merchandise
She’ll give you every penny’s worth
But it will cost you a dollar first
You can step outside your little world
(Step outside your world)
You can talk to a pretty girl
She’s everything you dream about
(But don’t fall in love) She’s a beauty
(She’s one in a million girls) One in a million girls
(Why would I lie?) Why would I lie?
(But don’t fall in love) If you do, you’ll find out she don’t love you
(She’s one in a million girls) One in a million girls
(Why would I lie?) Now why would I lie? Uh
(Step outside your world)
(But don’t fall in love) She’s a beauty
(She’s one in a million girls) One in a million girls
(Why would I lie?) Now why would I lie?
(But don’t fall in love) If you do, you’ll find out she don’t love you
(She’s one in a million girls) One in a million girls
(Why would I lie?) Why would I lie?
(But don’t fall in love)
(She’s one in a million girls)
(Why would I lie?)
https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc
If it ain’t too racy this, pardons upon pardons, Madonna video probably captures the meaning a bit better visually.
https://youtu.be/snsTmi9N9Gs
“a “masculinity confession booth” “
“Dress me, Father in size three for I have thinned. Ooh, I’m terrible”