Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
…anonymous tipsters.
or maybe just Anonymous.
or maybe just Anonymiss.
She has the power.
Cherchez la femme
What did you do THIS time, Harvey?
“just Anonymiss”?
Somebody’s gonna get a cookie sheet upside the head..
… that nice Mr. Hilter from Minehead.
…a youtube video.
… this One Weird Trick that Leaves Doctors Stumped.
…swamp gas from a weather balloon trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
World war…not galactic war Agent J…
… cyberwarfare: beware PERL harbor.
“Hold my beer and watch this.”
…the realization that Ebenezer Scrooge was right.
Which time?
global warming
George W. Bush
the assassination of an Archduke
…dogs and cats living together.
…some husband telling his wife she was wrong, and being right.
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
President Chelsea Clinton
a certain world leader leaving the toilet seat up at a G-20 conference
global warming.
Rants and reasons,
Tantrums, treasons;
Usurped Europeans,
Korans and Koreans.
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
people who duplicate other people’s entries.
T-R-O-U-B-L-E
one too many gay jokes.
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
someone talking about fight club.
the next reboot of the Batman series
wanting to remake yet another franchise, this time with woman playing the lead characters.
A typo.
Trick question! This presumes that Western Nations still have the b@lls to fight for something.
…either a wayward microaggression or an incorrect usage of a pronoun…
…an argument over the “correct” order for the letters L, B, G, T, Q, and I…
Isn’t there a problem with not including some letters? Maybe they should just randomize the order of the 26 letters every time they use them.
Only a bigoted alphabetic male would exclude numbers, symbols, foreign alphabet characters, pictographs, hieroglyphics, cuneiform, Linear A, sign language, semaphore, Morse Code, and voices in your head.
…Leeroy Jenkins…
…evil republicans.
…the do not call registry that does not work.
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
a beer shortage during the next Super Bowl
…a dead butterfly in Africa (you know, causing the butterfly affect which invariably leads to global conflagration!!!!1110911)
An anonymous tipster warned that World War III will be caused by…
… Cheap Chinese knock-offs (North Korea)
an errant air to air missile nose-diving into a boxcar of munitions in a Syrian port.
Ann Coulter, Milo Yiannopoulus, Ben Shapiro, Alfonzo “ZoNation” Rachel, Andrew Klavan, and Steven Crowder teaming up for a “Triggered Two” tour, starting at UC Berkeley.
Supreme High Emperor Baracticus Hussieneous.
A very mad Transformer called ‘DeceptaComey’