Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the rise in California…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the rise in California…
…the number of people dressed up in Bugs Bunny costumes and using handsaws to cut California away from the rest of the US.
…, stomach contents…
…, “Red is the new Black” movements…
2020 Democrat Presidential hopefuls
A wall to keep the rest of America out.
Shouldn’t that be simply “keep America out”?
…second-rate ideas from third-rate politicians…
safe spaces
trigger warnings
unfunded pension liabilities
crime
Californians’ opinions of themselves
Now on the rise in California…
a need to be loved.
…one-way U-Haul rentals.
…celebrity investments in pot futures…
…the North American Plate where the Pacific Plate is subducting. All the heathens are trying to blame Saint Andrea.
…Mexican flags.
…are Leftists, Anarchists, Socialists, Communists, Marxists, Maoists and Leninists, now all openly gathered under the unifying roof of Democrats.
Big Tent?
Much bigger than a tent, Burt. It’s like Death Star with 38 million people.
And organized by Billy McFarland and Ja Rule.
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh|t-kickers. But NO Methodists.
…the sale of security blankets.
…intolerance from people demanding tolerance.
… versity of the di/per varieties.
… the blood pressure of car owners saying “Wait. What?”
Sacramento Public Housing Residents Just Got Free Zipcars
Sacramento Bee 5/5/17
http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article148948619.html
On Friday, Sacramento launched a pilot program that put eight shared electric Kia Souls at public housing sites. Up to 300 residents can apply for on-demand access to the vehicles, with no charge for maintenance, insurance or juicing up the battery.
The program is funded through a $1.3 million grant from the California Air Resources Board using cap-and-trade funds that businesses pay to offset their carbon emissions.
Local leaders said it will provide green transportation options to disadvantaged areas where even simple tasks like getting groceries can be a challenge.
“Not having a car … it can be a real strain to get places safely,” said Thomas Hall, spokesman for the Sacramento Metropolitan Air Quality Management District, which is running the program in partnership with car-share company Zipcar and other governmental agencies.
[Which, I’ll wager, are receiving federal grants, so pat yourself on the back for this act of charity.]
. . .
There are about 2,000 people living in the Zipcar public housing sites, but Hall said the agency does not expect to run out of memberships. [No kidding, Sherlock!] He said access to the cars is limited for now to people living at the selected sites, but he hopes the program can expand.
. . .
Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg said the cars will help people get to doctors appointments, job interviews and school.
“It’s providing accessible transportation to low-income people using the newest, cleanest technology,” said Steinberg. “This is the definition of environmental justice.”
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[Couldn’t have summed it up better myself!]
Smugness.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qzdoIzEjhN8/hqdefault.jpg
Idiocy…….that’s what’s on the rise.
Now on the Rise in California…
…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh|t-kickers. But NOT Methodists.
Blazing Saddles?
But no Irish!
Perverts, preverts, retroverts, dingbats, moonbats, morons, retards, dorkwads, spitwads, dingleberries, nutcases, basketcases, fruitcakes, wackjobs, jackwagons, loonybins, loonytunes, potheads, crackheads. And their Lawyers.
(I have a lawyer nephew there and he reports no shortage of work.)
You forgot asshats.
Lycans.
…Pravda subscriptions.