Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
…is a hardware problem. It’s in the Resistors.
…is little green (with envy) men.
…Somali pirates.
The Pirates of Penzance.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
some misdirected yoga email from Hillary Clinton.
…is a bored smart refrigerator in New Jersey…
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
Pinky and The Brain!
I was checking to see if anyone wrote this already so I wouldn’t step on their joke.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
came from inside the house, get out! GET OUT NOW!
…Kim Jong Bitcoin. (kaching, kaching)
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
is mostly unknown, but we can tell you two words, Carlos Danger.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
…Cybermen!!
…is The New World Disorder.
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove a thing!
This is why I have never trusted cats…
…light from a CIA cyber pocket reflacted off of swamp gas programmer in North Korea with connections to a Chinese Bitcoin monopolist.
In other words, the RUSSIANS!
…the Bitcoin Sales & Promotions Department.
Have we got a deal for you!
…Michael Bolton. No, the other one.
Know what? Just call me Mike.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
…was a disgruntled Postal Worker. Only they could create this kind of havoc.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
..was Austin Millbarge. Seems he really got tired of being passed over for that GLG-20 level promotion again.
Actually, you don’t need the promotion when you get bump straight to “Gathering”
Doctor.
Doctor…
… was WOPR.
…Considering all the references to Islam dominating the world and the frequency of the phrase “ALLAHU ACKBAR!”, it’s anyone’s guess. -Maybe the Irish?
…was the butler.
Ferris Bueller (he took the day off)
…is the Leslie Gore fan club. https://youtu.be/mCPqaG8sVDE