I haven’t trashed Obama in a while. I don’t know why. Let’s fix that now.
Obama wasn’t the first person that thought he was the Emperor of the United States. You may have heard of Norton. If not, this’ll be a treat. If you have, it’ll probably still be a treat.
It’s your turn to rule. You control the flow of conversation now. It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?

I am Emperor DamnCat. You will please to deliver 15% of your tuna.
Wow, you are way more lenient than my cats. They want ALL the tuna, and they want it NOW, and “please” is a word wholly unfamiliar to them.
Cat: Gimme the tuna.
Me: What do we say?
Cat: NOW.
(Hat tip Wednesday Addams) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxVWEnuSC0
Yes I’ve heard of Norton, He’s proof that even back then the crazies gravitated to SF. Now how ’bout some music for a Thursday?
Alan Turing, the man who invented the first digital computer (in order to crack the encryption done by the Enigma machine), was born June 23, 1912. I’m going to spend the day playing computer games and drinking beer.
Now that Obama is just a regular illegal immigrant instead of the alleged ‘president’, are you still a raaacist for trashing him?
YES YOU ARE!!11!!11!