Europe has approved the launch of a deep-space observatory to search for habitable planets in other star systems, along with any life forms they may host.
I just hope the French aren’t involved. I don’t want Earth pre-emptively surrendering to an asteroid full of semi-sentient space slugs.

…..just send out another voyger spacecraft with a recording of Trump fighting/wrestling a CNN logo head and we will never be attacked if it is found. They will fear us more than Bill feared Hillary after Lewinsky Gate.
Huh, I would’ve assumed the French would try to eat an asteroid full of semi-sentient space slugs.
Probably couldn’t find enough garlic.