Easy Fix: Broadcast Trump’s Tweets to the Planet Ahead of Time and the Terrified Inhabitants Will Welcome Us With Gold Like Interstellar Aztecs

Europe has approved the launch of a deep-space observatory to search for habitable planets in other star systems, along with any life forms they may host.

I just hope the French aren’t involved. I don’t want Earth pre-emptively surrendering to an asteroid full of semi-sentient space slugs.

3 Comments

  1. …..just send out another voyger spacecraft with a recording of Trump fighting/wrestling a CNN logo head and we will never be attacked if it is found. They will fear us more than Bill feared Hillary after Lewinsky Gate.

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