It’s Sarah K’s birthday. It seems like she just had one like a year ago. Women.
Anyway, let’s all wish Happy birthday to SarahK, the Official IMAO T-Shirt Babe and mother of the Next Generation.
So, you’re celebrating July 19th, right? I have been celebrating the day for years, as should you.
But, here’s the question: What would be the perfect gift for Frank J. to present to SarahK today?
Happy Birthday, SarahK!
And my guess for the perfect gift: a babysitter
A blessed birthday to SarahK! Give her a really thoughtful gift, like a new cordless drill-then when she declines it, you can keep it!
Happy Birthday SarahK!
The perfect gift?
A cat!
Or, if she already has a cat, tuna!
The purrfect gift for someone who has a cat is… another cat.
Tickets to the Cayman Islands so you can swim with Sting Rays, well, more like wading in about 3 feet of water but it is out in the ocean and not a zoo! When I petted one it felt like like velvet. Just don’t step on their tails and you wont get stung! They love humans, of course they get free food all day long. Huh, Sting Ray Socialism I guess.
A signed picture of Spock’s father.
Quiet…
A Glock. A pink one.
A happy birthday tweet from the Women’s March.
https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/886652647582859264