There’s More Than One Way to Put Craters on a Natural Satellite

An extended shutdown of the nation’s only scientific laboratory for producing and testing the plutonium cores for its nuclear weapons may threaten the effectiveness of America’s nuclear arsenal.

This is bad… although IMAO is currently testing replacement technology to solve our ongoing lunar issue.

3 Comments

  1. Actually, in the early days of ‘Cold War One’, the Air Force wanted to nuke the moon, in a show of force I guess but backed out eventually. That ones a fact…but if you want a Moon Theory..how about the one that the moon is actually hollow and is not a natural satellite, brought here by….you guessed it, Ancient Aliens. (for whatever reason).

  2. This is the result of Obama spending 8 years on the Man-hatin’ Project. I think he pounded his shoe on the table of the NORAD conference and shouted, “We will Barry you!”

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