Researchers say that ‘pet translators‘ could be available in an little as a decade that would let you communicate with your cat or dog.
Who cares? We pretty much already know what they’re saying. We just want them to not say it at 3am.
Researchers say that ‘pet translators‘ could be available in an little as a decade that would let you communicate with your cat or dog.
Who cares? We pretty much already know what they’re saying. We just want them to not say it at 3am.
So, after “Feed me” do they say much else?
Yes. “Feed me tuna.”
Dog: “Feed me bacon.”
Cat: “Everything here is mine, including you, slave. Where’s my tuna? Seriously, NOW.”
Dog: “OMG everything here is so wonderful and that is the wonderfullest bestest toy ever and OMG SHE IS GOING TO THROW IT FOR ME!!!1!! She is the bestest most wonderfullest goddess ever and OMG SHE TOOK A STEP IN THE DIRECTION OF THE KITCHEN!!!1! Maybe there will be FOOD SOON!!1!! Maybe if I jump and wiggle she will notice that I really, really want food and AHH SHE LOOKED AT ME!! IT’S WORKING!!!1!! JUMP MORE!!! No, she didn’t get food but maybe she will look at me again and OMG she did!! She looked at me!! She LOVES me!!! This is just the best day EVER!!1!” Etc.