Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
…was heard shrieking, “Eye of Newt, dammit, I need more Eye of Newt…”
…had an iron-clad guarantee of winning the white house.
…coughed.
…a lot.
I’m not sure if she was coughing or choking.
Maybe she was chooming?
Nah, there was never any hint of mellow with Shrillary…
frequently reverted to her natural form as a large gila monster.
usually referred to Bill as “old randy-pants”.
would throw a tantrum any time the liquor store didn’t deliver her bottle of Old Grand-Dad on time.
She stole that nickname from Loretta Lynch.
…supported Donald Trump to be the Republican nominee.
was frequently, in many ways, tahred.
Died three times and upon each resuscitation, murmured ‘ Not yet Mr. Mephistopheles”
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
cheated. Shocking, ain’t it?
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
was going to be replaced by Folger’s crystals since no one could tell the difference.
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
voted for Bernie in most of the primaries.
…was constantly using her Mile High Club privileges with Huma Abedin.
…took notes while watching Pinky and The Brain.
…would screech like a howler monkey and fling poo if she missed The View.
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
had her aides constantly on the look out for the Mystery Machine and those “Meddlesome kids”.
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…
…was actually Fillary. The really Hillary died in a car crash in 1966. The clues are all in The Beatles songs and album covers.
…was trying to beat Ford’s record for falling.
…tried to channel the spirit of Vladimir Lenin, but Bernie had dibs.
” The clues are all in The Beatles songs and album covers.”
Both Paul and John are wearing pantsuits on the cover of Abbey Road!!
The “I Buried Ron Paul” prediction almost came true.
And, if you play the tape of her on 9/11 backwards, she looks like she’s actually getting up.
Kept asking for dates with Delores, Donna’s secret personality.
Kept eating paint chips.
…frequently sashayed around the campaign headquarters in yellow crocs wearing only an adult diaper, a bustier corset, a paper crown, and a Ms. Delaware sash yelling “save the liver!” In her best Julia Child impression.
“Oh, the Huma inanity”
said, “Oh, the Huma inanity”
placed her opposition on double secret probation.
placed her fingers in her own armpits then sniffed them
…paid D. C. Comics 18 million dollars for the rights to use The Joker’s smile.
In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton’s mask cracked, revealing her lizard like features.
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