Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The worst part about having robot coworkers…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The worst part about having robot coworkers…
…is when you try to grope or molest them they immediately start processing the DNA they collected from you.
The worst part about having robot coworkers…
they don’t bring donuts to meetings.
they refuse to join the office Super Bowl betting pool.
Instead of working, they’re always daydreaming about electric sheep.
is watching them hit on the computer monitors.
…they don’t get sarcasm.
…is when they insist that The Three Laws are really more like guidelines.
My problem is that my robot coworkers keep trying to murder me while shrieking “zeroth law!”
http://wiki.c2.com/?ThreeLawsOfRobotics
…is that they show you up just by showing up…
…is how they continually monopolize the power strips…
The worst part about having robot coworkers…
Office Christmas parties are somehow a lot less fun.
Trying to get them to open the pod bay doors.
They’ll gladly show off their nuts……. and bolts.
“oil can………………… oil can………………… oil can……………..”
They keep banging the washing machine….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcGnZPh3ZIw
They quote Shakespeare as “To be or not to be equals FF”
When they all amusingly start imitating Mr. Spock at staff meetings
…is when the screech binary code to each other, glance at you then giggle.
I think my job is safe. Soulless demons
The “robot lives matter” protests when you have to throw away a broken computer.
Their f@rts sound like an acoustic modem coupler making a connection.
They’re always saying, “Pull my digit.”
The ones on the assembly line are always annealing during the National Anthem.
Cold season is year round and very scary.
When they leave the room for a moment, they always say “I’ll be back.”
The practical jokes they play on the guy named William Robinson who works in the hazardous materials section of the warehouse
…is, when you get them for Secret Santa all they ever want is “Your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”.
…are the little dollar signs in your bosses eyes, and he’s human.
…is when it hands your severance pay to you with the fifth arm the the boss just attached.
…it turns out the world only needs one ditch digger. There goes my dream of career advancement.
They won’t join the union.