Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
…protect our precious bodily fluids.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
go to infinity…and beyond!
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
really get at the plaque between the teeth of our enemies.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
go really fast ya betchya.
….use its back-up camera and reverse course.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
change its position faster than a liberal political talking head.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
dream the impossible dream. Fight the unbeatable foe…
replace the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
accurately pin-point Uranus
…get really strung out on Sonic Hamburgers.
…leave really freaky contrails…
…trigger (non-atmospheric) snowflakes…
boldly go where no missile has gone before.
explain the existence of Ron Paul and Nancy Pelosi.
drink Hillary Clinton under the table.
prepare my income tax returns in less than four hours.
… make a winning bet on the Cleveland Browns
bet on them to lose, you win.
… collect the seven Super Emeralds.
…deliver pizza anywhere in the world in 30 minutes or less.
They don’t so much deliver a piazza then they make you piazza when delivered.
… target only [insert Blazing Saddles Hedley Lamarr list, yeah, you know the one]
deliver Mueller indictments blindingly fast
safer than lawn Jarts
Straight Line of the Day: The Pentagon Is Developing a Hypersonic Missile That Has the Ability to…
be the one chief weapon of the Spanish Inquisition… that and fear…. The two chief weapons of….
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
Whine louder than everyone on The View combined.
And maybe even louder than all of the CNN talking heads too.
…bullseye womp rats without even using a T-16.
…make Slim Pickens’ Kong write Yee-Haw on a placard when he rides it to Russia.
…imitate a liberal unintended consequence, by the time you hear it coming your city is already a smoking ruin.
…cut down presidential tee-time reschedulings by 80%.
The Pentagon is developing a hypersonic missile that has the ability to…
…reach ludicrous speed.
…cut a tin can and then perfectly slice a tomato.
…prompt pilots around the globe to say “What was THAT?” as it blows by at hypersonic speed…
… nuke the moon.