DACA, Mika!
(to the tune of “Dammit, Janet!“)
[Switching up the Brad and Janet roles to Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski – Oppo]
Joe Scabrous:
Hey, Mika
Mika Buttinsky:
Yes, Joe?
Joe Scabrous :
I’ve got something to say
Mika Buttinsky:
Uh huh?
Joe Scabrous:
I really love the…skillful way
You play up the fake polls
To keep immigration in play
Mika Buttinsky:
Oh…oh, Joe
Joe Scabrous:
Its problems are bad but not unique-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
So its passage we must still seek-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
No matter how bad it may reek-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
I’ve one thing to say, and that’s
DACA Mika, It must pass
The public, of course, we must trick-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
Don’t let them get a true peek-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
The best pair to fool them is you and me-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous :
Only one thing we can say, and that’s
DACA Mika, it must pass!
But there’s a thing that might prove to be a joker
There’s two ways that this can go
That’s easy, hard, or we be chokers
Oh M-I-K-A A, you know our Foe!
Mika Buttinsky:
Oh, it’s our former well met fellow
Chorus:
Oh, Joe
Mika Buttinsky:
Who we used to always tell-o
Chorus:
Oh, Joe
Mika Buttinsky:
That he be a good President but Oh no
Chorus:
Oh, Joe
Mika Buttinsky:
I’ve one thing to say, and that’s
Joe, He’s mad, hates DACA too
Oh, Joe
Joe Scabarous:
Oh, DACA
Mika Buttinsky:
He’s mad
Joe Scabrous:
Oh, Mika
Mika Buttinsky:
What to do?
Joe Scabrous:
Options are few.
Joe and Mika:
WAIT. Maybe there’s one thing left for us to do, ah-hoo
Joe Scabrous:
And that’s act like an intreprid reporter-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
and then push us some made up dirt-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
The truth we will have to skirt-a
Chorus:
Mika
Joe Scabrous:
but he’ll be too busy dodging subpoenas and
DACA Mika, it will pass.
DACA Mika.
Mika Buttinsky:
Oh Joe, Let us plan.
Joe Scabrous:
DACA Mika.
Joe and Mika:
It will pass!
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