Tuesday Night Open Thread

One of the YouTube channels I follow is List25. It’s kinda interesting.

I recently was perusing the channel and saw a list from December 2016, suggesting things we’d see from a Trump presidency. Now, at IMAO, you expect teh funneh when it comes to lists and such. But this isn’t one of those. It’s a serious list that was compiled and published half-way between the election and the inauguration.

How did they do? See for yourself.

[The YouTube]

What about you? No, I’m not asking if you think the president is doing what you expected, or if you think they were on target or off base — though you can discuss that, of course. No, I’m asking what’s on your mind. It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread and your turn to drive the conversation.

Who wants to start?

The Donkey Horror Picture Show (A Rocky Horror Picture Show Parody by Walruskkkch) Part 4

DACA, Mika!
(to the tune of “Dammit, Janet!“)

[Switching up the Brad and Janet roles to Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski – Oppo]

Joe Scabrous:
Hey, Mika

Mika Buttinsky:
Yes, Joe?

Joe Scabrous :
I’ve got something to say

Mika Buttinsky:
Uh huh?

Joe Scabrous:
I really love the…skillful way
You play up the fake polls
To keep immigration in play

Mika Buttinsky:
Oh…oh, Joe

Joe Scabrous:
Its problems are bad but not unique-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
So its passage we must still seek-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
No matter how bad it may reek-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
I’ve one thing to say, and that’s
DACA Mika, It must pass
The public, of course, we must trick-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
Don’t let them get a true peek-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
The best pair to fool them is you and me-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous :
Only one thing we can say, and that’s
DACA Mika, it must pass!
But there’s a thing that might prove to be a joker
There’s two ways that this can go
That’s easy, hard, or we be chokers
Oh M-I-K-A A, you know our Foe!

Mika Buttinsky:
Oh, it’s our former well met fellow

Chorus:
Oh, Joe

Mika Buttinsky:
Who we used to always tell-o

Chorus:
Oh, Joe

Mika Buttinsky:
That he be a good President but Oh no

Chorus:
Oh, Joe

Mika Buttinsky:
I’ve one thing to say, and that’s
Joe, He’s mad, hates DACA too
Oh, Joe

Joe Scabarous:
Oh, DACA

Mika Buttinsky:
He’s mad

Joe Scabrous:
Oh, Mika

Mika Buttinsky:
What to do?

Joe Scabrous:
Options are few.

Joe and Mika:
WAIT. Maybe there’s one thing left for us to do, ah-hoo

Joe Scabrous:
And that’s act like an intreprid reporter-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
and then push us some made up dirt-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
The truth we will have to skirt-a

Chorus:
Mika

Joe Scabrous:
but he’ll be too busy dodging subpoenas and
DACA Mika, it will pass.
DACA Mika.

Mika Buttinsky:
Oh Joe, Let us plan.

Joe Scabrous:
DACA Mika.

Joe and Mika:
It will pass!

In the End, the Real Problem Always Boils Down to – Where Am I Going to Park This Thing Once I Get Where I’m Going?

[Fastest Car vs. Fastest Helicopter – Which is Faster?] (Viewer #428,524)

I’d never really considered the limitations imposed on these vehicles by the laws of physics before.

Link of the Day: Mostly I Just Like It When Someone Calmly Insults the Government With Facts

[High Praise! to Fox News]

John Stossel: Saving kids from government schools

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: How Do You Like Your Eggs?

I found a list called “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data“. So I’m gonna post a few, and see what happens.

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

How do you like your eggs?

Juggled one-handed by Ziegfield Girls to the tune of a high-school band rendition of “Stars and Stripes Forever”.

Then scrambled, no milk, well done.

Needless to say, it’s been a while since I’ve eaten well.

Blame Game

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama Will Release Her Memoirs, Titled…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Michelle Obama will release her memoirs, titled…

The Illustrated Frank J: But It Does Keep the Funny Hat Industry Alive

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Constitution, Greens, Libertarians… the Future Is Already Here

Republican squish John Kasich says that the two-party system is “dying”, and predicted a “multi-party” future.

He might be right. Every time he opens his mouth, I swear the Know-Nothings are back.