CAST

[Riff Raff] = Chuck Schumer as Rip Off
[Magenta] = Nancy Pelosi as #Metooah
[Columbia] – Hillary Clinton as Chappaqua
[Frank N Furter] = Barack Obama as Frank Lee Furtive
[The Narrator] = George Soros as The Paymaster
[The Guests] = Liberals as The Pests
[Eddie] = Ted Cruz as Teddy
[The Creature] = The Budget as The Creature/Budget

Let’s Let the Times Warp It Again (Let’s Do the Time Warp Again)

(Rip Off) It’s astounding
When Time is seething
Madness, it’s on a roll…

(#metooa) Ahh…

(Rip Off) Trump thinks he’s the Prez…

(#metooa) Not for very much longer…

(Rip Offf) We will keep control.
Remember, we’re letting the Times warp
Thinking and those columns will
turn opinion to suit me.

(Rip Off & #metooa) And the base hears us calling.

(Pests) Let’s see the Times Warp it again.
Let’s see the Times Warp it again.

(The Paymaster) We’ll make them jump to the left.

(Pest) Never go back to the right.

(The Paymaster) With our spin in the papers.

(Pest) It’ll Bring’em to their knees alright.

We’ll abuse the Public’s trust.
And drive the Donald insane.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.

(#metooa) It’s so dreamy
my fantasy sees me
The Speaker can be me
No one else at all.

In another edition
With partisan intention.
We’ll see Trump as he falls.

(Rip Off) With a bit of a seat flip…

(#metooa) Into Impeachment he’ll slip…

(Rip Off) And We’ll play the blame game.

(#metooa) to end the patriarchal sensation.

(Rip Off) we’ll commit us some sedition.

(Pests) And let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp again.

(Chappaqua) Well, I fell down walking to my big win.
but here’s what you must think
you have to blame it on those evil guys
who read my emails and raised a stink.
Which got me shook up
And it took me by surprise
Thought I wouldn’t get stuck
by their right wing lies
And the voters looked at me
And I felt a change
The Fix meant nothing
The White House won’t be mine again.

(Pests) But let’s let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.

(The Paymaster) We’ll push the country to the left.

(Pests) not let it go back to the right.

(The Paymaster) With anonymous tips.

(Pests) Impeachment prospects will look bright.

Because we gotta do what we must…
And Congress we will regain…

By

Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again

(CHappaqua) Ah! Oh! Wha happen’?…
Ahhhh.

(Pests) Let’s let the Times Warp it again.
Let’s let the Times Warp it again.

(The Paymaster) We’ll push the country to the left.
(Pests) not let it go back to the right.

(The Paymaster) With anonymous tips.

(Pests) Impeachment prospect will look bright.

Because we gotta do what we must…
And then Congress we will regain…

By

Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again.
Letting the Times Warp it again.