Icebreaker: What Was the First Thing You Bought With Your Own Money?

I found a list called “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data“. So I’m gonna post a few, and see what happens.

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What was the first thing you bought with your own money?

Death ray. I used it to take over Cleveland. It was in all the papers.

Wait… no, it was a Hershey bar.

Figured I’d need something to celebrate taking over Cleveland.