The Illustrated Frank J: I Can Also Fix Your Horse’s Broken Leg Posted by Harvey on 19 April 2018, 10:00 am [source]
“Whatcha got there, chief?” “A hole puncher.” “Neat. What’s it do?” [Shrugs:] “Makes holes in things.” “Oh. Wouldn’t it be awesome, though, if we could do that but stand way the heck over there?” [invents gun] Reply to this comment
We need to invent phasers to replace guns. Then you could sell ones to liberals that don’t go past “Stun” or “Cuddle” and others that can go to “Fry to a cinder” for people serious about self defense. Reply to this comment
“Whatcha got there, chief?”
“A hole puncher.”
“Neat. What’s it do?”
[Shrugs:] “Makes holes in things.”
“Oh. Wouldn’t it be awesome, though, if we could do that but stand way the heck over there?”
[invents gun]
We need to invent phasers to replace guns. Then you could sell ones to liberals that don’t go past “Stun” or “Cuddle” and others that can go to “Fry to a cinder” for people serious about self defense.
Put your stun on phaser!
This is an eerily accurate summation of the evolution of guns and gun control.