[Inspired by Frank J. (High Praise!)]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
Meat.
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
A Journalist
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
Our next Presidential candidate.
A red flag…
A red herring…
A red plague…
A red…
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
I call him a McCain.
What do you call a liberal that everyone on the right considers a liberal but no one on the left does?
I call him a McCain.
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
unindicted co-conspirator
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
Republicans
any Republican you’ve heard of
I was going to say an “elected republican” but yours will do.
There are some elected Republicans who are conservatives but they are as rare as virgins in a Cathouse.
A Conservatard.
That literally describes Hitler.
You beat me to it!
What do you call a conservative that everyone on the left considers a conservative but no one on the right does?
No one of particular importance to creating a better world.
A Con-Servative.
Don’t bother calling him. He won’t help you.
The first rule of Faux Right Club is to never talk about Faux Right Club.
A Rush-act test?
A member of an Ad Hawk committee.
Wolf in Shep’s clothing.
Creepublican.
Confounding Father. Wishy-Washington, perhaps.
David Brooks
Dang, that was my pick.
ConLaw Chameleon.
Defense Straddler.
MAGAwump.
Seinfeld Conservatives:
A show. About nothing.
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Montoya Conservatives:
They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
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Bond Conservatives:
When reading the Constitution, they are shaken, not stirred.
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Bonaservatives:
I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like us. But, now you come to us and you say: “Conservatives, give me justice.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship.
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Meet-The-Parents Conservatives:
See, if I can’t trust you, then I have no choice but to put you right back outside the circle of trust. And once you’re out, you’re out. There’s no coming back.
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Ocean’s-Eleven Conservatives:
You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.
You tossers! You had one job to do!
You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t know the truth. Don’t use seven words when four will do. Don’t shift your weight, look always at your mark but don’t stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don’t make him laugh. He’s got to like you then forget you the moment you’ve left his side. And for God’s sake, whatever you do, don’t, under any circumstances…
A hole surrounded by a sphincter.
Dat be da Mos Liesly.
Republican led Congress member.
Mitt Romney
Ummm, a moderate?