Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you were famous, what would you be famous for?
My facial hair style – the soulless patch.
I grow everything except that little strip of fuzz under my lip.

Not actually inventing Virtual Non-Unreality.
I’d be famous for turning my bald spot into a solar panel for a Sex Machine.
That one time I did something pretty awesome. Man, everybody should be talking about that.
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
Oh, and I am not saying it involved Aliens, but… it involved Aliens.
Does ‘infamous’ count?
I want to be famous for having the last post here……………..
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2017/12/straight-line-of-the-day-coming-soon-a-giant-sign-on-the-moon-it-will-say/#comment-2928484
So sorry to disappoint you.
And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for that meddling Oppo and his walrus.
No Scooby snacks for you!
I’m rooting for you zzyzx
A double ration of applwood smoked bacon to you sir!