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  1. High school students are holding a walkout to raise awareness of…

    woodchucks and the amount of wood any individual woodchuck can and will chuck providing that the said woodchuck would engage in the activity of chucking wood.

  2. … the 5K Walk — which is to raise awareness of the ribbon — which is to raise awareness of the moment of silence — which is to raise awareness of the color of your Facebook icon — which is to raise awareness of the balloon release — which is to raise awareness of the time we will all turn our lights off — which is to raise awareness of the symbolic hat — which is to raise awareness of the safety pin — which is to raise awareness of the sit-in — which is to raise awareness of the boycott of . . .

    Sorry. I’ve forgotten. Soiledarity!

    “Avert You” signalling!

  3. …white privilege, flatulence and TexMex day in the cafeteria.

    …the demand for reciprocity laws applied to nerdy hormonal teens and the hot for teacher index.

    …the abject terror faced daily by the presence of girls gym teachers roaming the halls of schools nationwide.

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