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Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
She badly misunderstands the meaning of the term “hot chick”.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
When you are used to the temperatures in Hell 80 degrees is positively chilly.
Beat me to it.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
It is obvious. I’m not saying that she is an Alien, but… she’s an Alien.
I’m not saying she was smuggling aliens, but…you know…
Obviously Vogon.
She’s an alien all right:
Kobar aka Hillary: “My last report was that Solaterrerian has reached a bone-chilling 85 degrees.”
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235514/quotes
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
Orders from George Soros.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
to cover up the mind controlling parasite on her back.
Dude, How do I get the diet coke out of my keyboard?
Imran Awan might be able to help.
I think that parasite would’ve moved on out of boredom by now, since it obviously had nothing to do.
BTW, I am still hoping for an Obscury for this one.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
because Trump is worse than Hitler!
Dude, that makes no sense. Oh, wait; yeah, you’re probably right—makes as much sense as anything else said by that individual and her ilk of late.
…she was flying later…. and she’d blown a fuse on the heater on her broomstick.
At this point in time, what difference does it make?
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
her transformation to crazy bag lady is 76% complete.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
Billy boy likes ’em lumpy.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
she ain’t gonna let nothing melt her cold, cold heart.
I’m not saying I heard she was naked underneath…..but she was naked underneath. It makes her feel sexy like Stormy.
She doesn’t know who lost her the election, but she’s got a hunch.
What hunchback?
The Hunchback of Cosa Nostra Dame
Well she certainly isn’t humped.
[grimshot]
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
The Hunchback of the Notorious Dame
Sanctuary City! Sanctuary State!
Everyone knows she’s a bundler from way back.
She heard that it would be a cold day in hell when someone cared what she thought about Memorial Day.
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She took a hard left turn at Albuquerque, and ended up in the wrong state (sobriety).
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Beethoven’s Third Symphony gave her the chills. (Hat tip: Schroeder.)
old people get cold, and she’s getting kinda old.
reptilian humanoids feel more spry in warmer temperatures. Just ask Zuckerberg.
…she get’s a cold reception everywhere she goes.
…she’s obviously just shop lifting coats and scarves.
By faking being warm blooded, she hopes to dispel the conspiracy theories from years ago that Socks the family cat died when it crawled into her lap and froze to death.
I dont know, but it caused Roseanne to tweet something about a cross between socialism and the planet of the draped.
Not just bacon, but bacon+.
She’s hiding all those sexy “I’m With Her!!!” tats until the laser comes back from it’s overhaul.
To hide her backPAC.
Although I did have to Google it, I usually give obscuries to references that are shrouded in the mists of time.
A Heinlein novel from the 1950’s isn’t old enough?
Wait . . . my little jest was about a Political Action Committee (PAC) riding her back, so no Obscury(TM) needed. An Opposcurvy(TM), maybe.
Never mind. I see now it’s a reference to Walrus’s “mind controlling parasite on her back” upthread.
Under her clothes is the one place even a special prosecutor won’t search for an email server.
She used Pelosi’s plastic surgeon for a butt lift procedure.
Daylight burns ’em, you know. You ever see Nosferatu?
It was due to Russian cold-illusion!
Summer weather is something for which she ain’t no ways attired.
She’s the walking embodiment of Benghazi: the more layers you peel, the more it stinks.
Why was Hillary Clinton wearing a winter coat & scarf in 80 degree weather?
To cover up the thong, leather harness and nipple clamps.
BTW the brain bleach is on the top shelf to the left.