At all future Oscar ceremonies, the Miss America who won without a bathing-suit or evening-gown competition should hand out the yearly “Lady Ghostbusters” award. This sounds like a contender!
“They think we’re just girls, but we’ll show them!”
[High fives all around.
Musical coda.
Scene cuts to close-up of evil man as music continues.
One of the Ocean’s Eight gals, to ensnare the man, enters frame, walking seductively, shown from behind.]
I pray that the women they took
Weren’t because of the way that they look
Horrors! How obscene!
Keep babes off of the screen!
They should look like a Chinook, you shnook.
Seems like these efforts only get 50% of the audience too
I started laughing after I equated the 11 & 8 to penis sizes.
Famous line from the original movie: “Are you in or out?” Must be terrible to have a woman deliver that line.
At all future Oscar ceremonies, the Miss America who won without a bathing-suit or evening-gown competition should hand out the yearly “Lady Ghostbusters” award. This sounds like a contender!
Sneak preview:
“They think we’re just girls, but we’ll show them!”
[High fives all around.
Musical coda.
Scene cuts to close-up of evil man as music continues.
One of the Ocean’s Eight gals, to ensnare the man, enters frame, walking seductively, shown from behind.]
I guess that should have been called “Cynique Preview.”
Nice to know that women can commit crimes just like men. We have advanced so much as a society to have reached co-equal criminal behavior.
Senator Dianne Feinstein
Obviously, no Einstein
Called for debate
To see if “Oceans Eight”
Harrassed — or outclassed — Harvey Weinstein.
I pray that the women they took
Weren’t because of the way that they look
Horrors! How obscene!
Keep babes off of the screen!
They should look like a Chinook, you shnook.