Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If aliens landed on earth tomorrow and offered to take you home with them, would you go?
Heavens, no.
Because I – like Roddy McDowall – know that “People Are Alike All Over“.

I’d go in a flash.
Heck, I’d baste myself if they had a book about serving man.
So long as you mean their home. Il’m already at my home.
No.
They’re gross.
I not saying…but I’m saying…
Maybe, but only if they don’t say “who’s a good boy, who’s a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are!”
Yes…I heard there’s a certain species that makes an excellent craft beer.
I’d go with them, but only as far as the Moon. After all I have a sign to maintain there.
Don’t worry, got you covered.
How are they fixed for tuna?
That depends on if they can keep up their enlightened face and not look too hungry.
However, I trust not beings with an innordinate number of tentacles.
Don’t get….suckered?