Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is one article of clothing that someone could wear that would make you walk out on a date with them?
Oh, there’s lots, I suppose, but wearing a ushanka hat with a red star would definitely get a walkout.
After I set the accursed thing on fire.
I’m a Cold War vet. Soviet symbolism triggers me.
A Che Guevara t-shirt would probably do it for me, if I still went on dates.
A jockstrap.
A Ku Klux Klan hood.
Anything with a swastika. Even if it were fun, colorful press-on SwaStickers. Nope. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
A jacket with writing on the back that says: “I Don’t Bathe. Do U?”
Hillary Clinton’s Captain Kangaroo pant suit would do it for me.
A pussyhat.
A male feminist t-shirt
A chastity belt.
Do they look like Bo Derek?
Otherwise a Hajib.
A dog license tag.
You prefer your dogs undocumented?