Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is your favorite time of the day and why?
The morning, since I still have hope that the day will turn out to be full of productive accomplishments.
Also, that part where I “accidentally” fall asleep in the recliner.
Man… recliner sleep is the best sleep…
Happy Hour, ‘nuf ced.
Tuna Time!
Drawing another breath, no matter the time.
When the sun is setting and the last of its fiery fingers caress the water line before relinquishing their hold to the darkness of the night. And I can watch as the stars pop out, one by one, to pinprick the sky with their silvery light.
Poetic Beauty Bacon to you, sir!
5:37.
No! 5:38! Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Is flung by catapault into abyss
Oh, whenever I stumble across an article like this:
Right Gaza…blame it on the Jews.
They mitz-heard: the Israelis announced they were blockheaded, not blockaded.
Sarhan the student
Shot a photo
That made a zoo look sillier.
Sarhan? Sarhan?
Shot a donkey?
That somehow sounds familiar.
The Egyptian zoo
Good at what they do
Made a new gnu from an old caribou
But they made a gaffe
When they made a giraffe
Out of guinea pigs glued to their staff.
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. . . And hairy doesn’t matter if he wants a peregrine
He’s got a half-shaved dog, he’s doing alright.
He can make that donkey look like anything,
Savin’ it up for Candid Chimera night
With the Sultan
Mohamed Sultan cha-ching
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“Okay, we may have dressed her up a bit.”
“And maybe the nose.”
“But she does have a wart!”
Howdy Dodey Time. Just ’cause um-kay!