[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Conservatives Accused Of Weaponizing The First Amendment To Share Their Views
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Exactly! Whenever I use my free speech the words shoot out like tracers!
Everything I try to say now comes out as PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW!