Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Juice, toast, milk, Coco Puffs, and the still-beating heart of a freshly-killed tiger. The usual.

Nothing, my first meal of the day is lunch.
Muslims are the same, but they’re cous-cous for Cocoa Puffs.
And substitute “infidel” for “tiger.” Hold the juice, toast, and milk. And get someone else to provide it, pay for it all, and invite them in.
That which in England is food for horses and in Scotland food for people—oatmeal (as the satirist said).
Sushi. I don’t normally have sushi for breakfast but oddly on the one day you ask that question…that’s what I had.
I’ll have what he’s having.
My favorite icebreaker question: “Do you think the rain will spoil the rhubarb?”