Straight Line of the Day: In Australia, Kangaroos Are Now… Posted by Harvey on 2 August 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. In Australia, kangaroos are now…
In Australia, kangaroos are now… I’m not saying they are Aliens but…they’re Aliens. Reply to this comment
In Australia, kangaroos are now… using the term Ekki Ekki Ekki Ekki Patang Zoom Boing Ademshoushim Reply to this comment
Back in the 80s it was an urban rumor that Mcd was using them for their quarter pounders Reply to this comment
In Australia, kangaroos are now… …MAGA (Making Australia Great Again) …opting for backpacks to carry their personal belongings. …demanding civil rights. …building a wall. Reply to this comment
plotting to overthrow the government. eligible to marry monotremes. voting in elections (of course, they’ve been doing that in Chicago for decades). Reply to this comment
…wearing baggy pants that sag down, exposing their Underoos. …are the odds on favorites to win gold in the Summer Olympics hopscotch competition. Reply to this comment
In Australia, kangaroos are now… a part of the LGBQT… community so they can fill in the “K” letter slot. Reply to this comment
…applying to be a Federal judge in Hawaii. Unfortunately unsuccessfully, even though the average kangaroo has a firmer grasp of the law than the current occupant of that slot, who can out-kangaroo court even a REAL kangaroo. Reply to this comment
In Australia, kangaroos are now… better armed than a law-abiding Australian citizen. (And they’re not even downloading invisible machine guns.) Reply to this comment
…able to vote!
…hopping mad.
…jumping to conclusions.
…captains.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
I’m not saying they are Aliens but…they’re Aliens.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
not tied down by Sports.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
smarter than the average Liberal.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
using the term Ekki Ekki Ekki Ekki Patang Zoom Boing Ademshoushim
…best served medium-well.
Back in the 80s it was an urban rumor that Mcd was using them for their quarter pounders
waltzing Matilda
the other new white meat.
jumping the shark
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
…MAGA (Making Australia Great Again)
…opting for backpacks to carry their personal belongings.
…demanding civil rights.
…building a wall.
…can legally carry concealed.
They do have a pouch for it.
…colluding with the Russians…
…a target of the Mueller probe…
…warming to the idea of climate change…
Well paid bouncers at local bars.
…a gender option on your driver’s license.
plotting to overthrow the government.
eligible to marry monotremes.
voting in elections (of course, they’ve been doing that in Chicago for decades).
You have dead people and Kangaroos confused.
Identifying as mammals
…wearing baggy pants that sag down, exposing their Underoos.
…are the odds on favorites to win gold in the Summer Olympics hopscotch competition.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
…beating up on Sylvester the Cat.
…and also beating Sylvester Stallone, 2 times out of 3.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
a part of the LGBQT… community so they can fill in the “K” letter slot.
…applying to be a Federal judge in Hawaii.
Unfortunately unsuccessfully, even though the average kangaroo has a firmer grasp of the law than the current occupant of that slot, who can out-kangaroo court even a REAL kangaroo.
In Australia, kangaroos are now…
better armed than a law-abiding Australian citizen. (And they’re not even downloading invisible machine guns.)