Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
…a Hybrid Batmobile.
…the original “Batman” soundtrack…
…only old white men as villains…
…a commissioner Gordita.
…no robots or men in jumpsuits making fun of it.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
bats that aren’t actually bat enough to satisfy their standards of batness.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
…a non-gender neutral title.
…something to complain about.
…plastic straws.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
stuff that just pisses them off for whatever obscure reason they deem important enough to foster on the rest of world.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
literally Hitler.
…good guys.
…George Clooney.
People are complaining because the new “Batwoman” TV series features…
Omarosa
Space Ghost
Roseanne Barr
Bat guano
Speed Racer
A transgendered Fruit bat from San Fran as batwoman
Siamese twin sheepherders – Baa-two-man
The bat cave is really just a giant wooden badger.
a bat cave that far too many men have already driven into. If you know what I mean.
… A bat thong instead of a bat utility belt…. Who was complaining about that?
bat wings that are just excessive underarm flab.
a theme song that is The Batty Mamselle by Lord Kitchener.
The Tick as batwoman’s boyfriend.
The only villains are Pelosi as StrokeFace and Hillary Clinton as the Piddler.
…and Omarosa as Two Face
…Obama as Mr. FreeStuff
…George Will as King Tut-Tut.
Michael Moore as King Butt
… the 2004 Yankees taking turns as The Choker
… Halle Berry as Catwoman
… Maxine Waters as Mad as a Hatter
…her sidekick, Lumberjack Girl.
…separate guano facilities.
…hot chicks on tv doing stuff.
…her arch enemy, Mr. Streaker.
…an obviously burly guy stunt double to throw the Bat-a-rang.
…a Bat Cave that looks suspiciously like a closet full of stiletto heeled Doc Martens.