Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
…applying to drive Miss Daisy.
…consuming large amounts of alcohol.
…blind.
… Dan White’s nephew.
…Sarah Jeong’s ghostwriter…
…Jerry Brown’s rail consultant…
…manipulating her decisions via fortune cookies…
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
well I’m not saying he was an Alien but… he was an Alien.
…hired for competence.
…a Hollywood stuntman.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
replace with Folger’s crystals 19 years ago.
“Ancient Chinese secret, huh?”
— Cal.Gone
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
unlicensed to operate as a chauffeur.
a Libertarian.
a Republican.
Al Gore, which explains why she fell asleep whenever he said anything.
a member of the Spanish Inquisition, which is the last thing that she expected.
Harvey Weinstein.
Come on… even Harvey has standards…
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
A Herring!
… A staff member at candid camera.
… A plastic straws dealer.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
embarrassed by his employer.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
his own twin brother!
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Feinstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
shadowbanned on twitter.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Einstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
A Chinese spy which is no problem as Diane and her husband are also Chinese spys.
on double secret probation.
wearing lacy lingerie…. not that there’s anything wrong with that.
…a drummer for Spinal Tap
A 200 foot hedgehog named Spiny Norman
Trying to avoid the Piranha Brothers
…navigating around town using Fusion GPS…
…going inside of Trump Tower and colluding.
…ripping off AARP and medicare.
…in the early stages of dementia.
…and alzheimers
…eating at Panda Express daily.
…abusing viagra
Moonlighting for the Lincoln Park Pirates on the side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE5HtTxxJRM
…packing.
…telling Diane to call him Eye-gor
Recording conversations with a device in his Crown Air Freshener.
… a Russian
… an NRA Ring of Freedom member
only a Semi driver…. he’d only taken half the course.
…making the car move with his feet and making engine noises with his mouth.
… Sheila Jackson-Lee’s driver also. Poor guy is ready for a rubber room.
Scandal! Democrat Senator Diane Einstein’s limo driver of 20 years was secretly…
trying to get the last sign on the Moon.
Diane is no Einstein! Swinestein, maybe.
She doesn’t stand a chance.
…fantasizing about Al Franken when had sex with her and her when he was with Al. Turns out they really are different people, possibly different sexes.
…praying to a miniature plastic Jesus installed under the dashboard of a government vehicle.
…using Nancy Pelosi as a rear window bobble head.
Doc that Chink a day’s pay for spyin’ on the job!