Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Venzuela’s revamped currency design will include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Venzuela’s revamped currency design will include…
…a digital display that automatically updates values!
…the picture of Omarosa.
…two plys and perforations so you can easily detach it from the roll.
…pictures of food. Which is as close to food at the currency will get you.
I knew when I read the headline that someone would beat me to this line.
Venezuela’s Revamped Currency Design Will Include…
Each denomination has a scratch & sniff of a different food just for old time’s sake
…erasable zeroes for ease of conversion…
…Sean Penn’s phone number…
…100% edible paper…
…imbedded Pokémon – catch ’em all, you can afford lunch today…
A disclaimer that says, “Seriously, you guys, this is real money!”
whitespace and a special pen to add more zeroes.
Venzuela’s revamped currency design will include…
great socialist slogans to maintain the morale of the PEOPLE!
Venzuela’s revamped currency design will include…
the special incentive of doubling their value if you can get the last sign on the Moon.
Venzuela’s revamped currency design will include…
counterfeit 100 American dollar bill like the North Koreans use to keep their economy afloat.
A picture of Friedrich Hayek on one side and Selma Hayek on the other.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
You can buy 10,000 of them for a dollar.
Venzuela’s revamped currency design will include…
pictures of, well, I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Instead of – In God We Trust – is says – Do Not Litter, Please Dispose Of In Appropriate Trash Receptacle.
Uno Covfefe
Sayings:
– You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss 3,000,000,000, Bolivars good-bye.
– Bolivar? I don’t even know har.
A list of successful socialist regimes…so…they’re blank.
a free copy of Venezuela’s best game: CrazyBus.
several microscopic rings of 0s on the coin edge denoting its value.
front row tickets to the next showing of the operatic rendition of Hardware Wars.
E Pluribus None
I read Parker Bros. were awarded the printing contract somewhere this AM….
Monopoly money on the opposite side.
…a board, some houses and hotels. Cards labeled “Community Chest” and “Chance”. Dice and a few playing pieces.
(I got beat to the monopoly reference! Grrrrrrr)
… a deposit slip to the Clinton Foundation
…a line to write it’s value on, number two pencil preferred.
…recipes featuring ditch water and an old shoe.
…a picture of Joe Isuzu.
…a handy Bolivar to Democrat Math conversion chart.
…the lyrics to Can’t Buy Me Love.
…(after the last zero) …to be continued.
Venezuela’s revamped currency design will include…that which is quite fitting. A picture of Paul Krugman, Socialist economist extraordinary.
A map to the nearest border.