Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need
Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?
“I’ll bet they’re finally done leaving signs on the moon…”

Sh*t, still in Saigon.
We got Moonsign!
“I didn’t think my schlong could get any bigger–but it has!”
sometimes having to pee really really bad is kinda good…
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“Awwww, five more minutes, Warden.”
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“Hooray! This is the first day of the rest of my Life (cereal)!”
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“Hillary’s not president!”
“Idon’twannagetup, Idon’twannagetup, I HAVE To get up!”
I wonder what the “Straight Line of the Day” will be today?
Coffee.
2nd is coffee.
3rd is I gotta pee.
Then back to coffee until I’ve had a few cups of coffee.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning? Rolling over and going back to sleep…which I often do.